The Moon
Mormons believe that human beings inhabit the Moon. I’m Mormon and I have never been taught this! However, it is difficult to disprove the theory seeing as how only a small percentage of the moon’s surface has been explored. The Mormon Seer and Revelator, Brigham Young, for whom a University is named, revealed in 1880, that the Mormon MOON-MEN were similar to earthlings, except that they are much taller. Moon-men, Young teaches us, dress like Quakers. Brigham Young -- in a vision -- had visited the inhabitants on the far side of the Moon...

Our great Mormon apostle, the late Bruce R. McConkie, reminds us that in Mormon theology God created "worlds without number". He also reminds us that Mormons believe that "there live aliens on other planets unknown to us". Is this a quote from you or McConkie. If he really said such a thing then I would appreciate a reference. The fact is I have heard stories of members being excommunicated for teaching similar things. I doubt that either is accurate. McConkie tells us that these planets are "inhabited by male and female humanoids who are redeemed with immortality and offered eternal life through the power of Heavenly Father." See the above comment about Quotes.

The Planet KOLOB 

Mormon Theologians agree that God lives on a distant planet, the planet KOLOB. It is near unto God. Never does it say that he lives there. It's located in the constellation Cancer, sector 2813. As a Mormon I think that if we knew where Kolob was I would have heard about it before you. Kolob means "the first creation" -- which is "nearest to the celestial, or the residence of God", as McConkie assures us.

"Our scriptures say that God told Moses only about this planet," said LDS apostle Neal A. Maxwell in a recent television interview. "But we're not worshiping a one-planet God." (Salt Lake Tribune Aug 1996 Vol. 252 No. 118)

We believe that Mormonism is an outer-space-oriented religion. Who believes that Mormonism is an outer-space-oriented religion? Mormons believe that it is a Jesus Christ oriented religion. One of our Scriptures state -- as far it has been translated correctly

This lends further support to the Mormon claim that Kolob is an Earth-like planet, just one of Elohim's "worlds without number (Other authorities disagree: Isaiah 30:26). As the Mormon apostle Maxwell puts it, "There are other humanoids on other planets unknown to us." When did Maxwell say this?

Unfortunately, the planet Kolob itself has not yet been imaged. Plans are underway by BYU astronomers, using the new three meter active optics telescope on the summit of Mauna Kea in Hawaii, to image this star in the infrared spectrum.

The Voyager space craft which was launched many years ago, and which is heading out into the interstellar medium, is by coincidence heading in the direction of the star Kakistocra. It will, in the year A.D. 2882900, approach the Kakistocra system in sector 2812, within about 300,000 kilometers.

This is a flea's hop on the cosmological scale! It's so close, it would be a bit like hearing the airline pilot announce "Our flight today will take us by the city of Salt Lake, 3 inches away from it." Cosmic Coincidence?

Perhaps Jesus-Jehovah, or one of the angels or some alien astronaut, as yet unhatched and living on his planet of pre-existence, will intercept Voyager. Perhaps the Golden Phonograph Record, which is on board of Voyager will at some distant future day be played on a celestial phonograph! The church has told us, that because of divine revelation, it has asked NASA to engrave on this Golden Platter, a cut from the Mormon Tabernacle's rendition of "When I Hie to Kolob". I seriously doubt this. And if it be true than why not. After all the Mormon Tabernacle Choir is one of the most talented and famous choirs in the world. And what song would be better suited for a space flight? Such possibilities are enough to make one think!

Space aliens? Link: A Video Any one who looks to The God Makers as an accurate source of information on Mormons might as well ask a fish on the bottom of the ocean. It would be able to give more accurate information. Even most anti-Mormons consider the God Makers to be an outrageous lie. If you really did do research on Mormon theology you would know that this movie and the book it was based on where a pile of Crap.  
 

Space aliens?   Link:  A Video
The church teaches that everything starts on the Star-Base Kolob from whence we came, and everything will end on Kolob to which we shall return if we are worthy. I don’t recall that teaching. We can return to the presence of our gods Our GOD for we only have one God.-- the Heavenly Father, his first wife, Mother Gonhorra, We have no evidence that God has more than one wife and we do not know the name of his wife or wives whatever the case may be. and the Other Wives. We'll return to the presence of Jesus, who is also Jehovah -- the Bible is wrong about this. The Bible is wrong about what? We believe we are actually what is nowadays called "space aliens". Once again who is the we that believes this stuff. It certainly is not the Mormon Church.

In fact, dear reader, YOU too, are a space alien because you arrived on our beautiful blue island in the sky directly from the planet Kolob. [Another space alien.]

The Bible teaches us (Genesis 6.4) that even today, God's sons travel to earth from the planet Kolob, to have sex with mormon women. Does it really teach that. I don’t remember anything about Mormon women having sex with anyone other than their husbands. I think that the sons of god means righteous men.

With faster propulsion systems, and with the desire to do so, it would be possible for space craft from Earth to reach the planet Kolob much sooner.

The Other Mormon Planets 

In his famous Facsimile 2, an Egyptian papyrus which Joseph Smith translated, the Mormon prophet reveals several other Mormon celestial objects. Amongst them are the planet Oliblish and the planet Enish - go - on - dosh. As your quote later states Enish-go-on-dosh is not a planet but our sun. Mormons believe that a man from Kolob, and his wives, are entitled to four annual (Kolobian years) space trips to visit the Temple of Fertility on the planet Kolob travel to Oliblish, providing he "maintaineth righteousness in all things". No we do not believe this. I have never been taught such a thing and I have no idea where you got such an idea.

Facsimile 1, Facsimile 2, Facsimile 3 and Facsimile B are stored in the Mormon church's archives and can be made available to qualified researchers. An alternate (and wrong) translation of Facsimile 2. by modern Egyptologists is here. Facsimile 1 was used by smith as source of the Holy Mormon scripture, The Book of Abraham. In it -- as far as it has been translated correctly -- we find the true reason of why we believe that who are the WE that you keep referring to. And what about the Book of Abraham makes you think that Black people are inferior? It tells us that they are blessed with wisdom. That does not sound like inferiority to me. Black people are inferior. 

 

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir  

One cornerstone of our faith is space travel The cornerstone of the Mormon religion is the Book of Mormon NOT space travel. Although once again you use the term OUR so maybe you are just saying that the Cornerstone of YOUR faith is Space Travel. If this is the case you should definitely clarify this to the reader. . Sometimes we take solo flights, and sometimes we cruise supraluminously, en masse. Here on earth we often remind each other of this in church, by joining in song. Does you church sing If You Could Hie To Kolob also? Mormons sing it but the IF in the title is the important thing here. We (Mormons) do not believe that we can travel to Kolob. Here is the Mormon Tabernacle Choir's rendition of "If You Could Hie*To Kolob". 

* definition: hie, hied, hie·ing or hy·ing, hies. To go quickly; hasten. [Middle English hien, from Old English higian, to strive, exert oneself.]

Not all Mormons are astronauts 

We believe that almost everyone from Earth once lived in outer space -- but there are rare exceptions. Three people who lived a long long time ago -- never died. They trek our planet doing good deeds to Mormons who are worthy. It's all proven in the Book of Mormon, 3-Nephi 28. If you are making reference to the Three Nephities than you are correct in saying that they are not astronauts. Of course neither are the majority of people on the earth. Only those who are given that title by NASA qualify for it. Also the Three Nephites where not Mormons. They were simply members of The Church of Jesus Christ. The “Mormon Church” The Church of Jesus Christ OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS was not even around yet. This is the new name given to the restored version of the same church.

The Liahona 

The Heavenly Father gave early Mormons Wrong again the Liahona was given to Lehi, Nephi’s father, this was around 600B.C., not to the early Mormons. [sic - Ed.]   a device which was useful in navigation on the surface of planet earth as well as in outer space I haven’t heard anything about it being used in outer space.. It was used much like the present-day Geographical Positioning Satellite (GPS) system. It is called the Liahona and looks like this:

It is called the Liahona and looks like this: Today, it is stored deep within a mountain vault in Little Cottonwood Canyon near Salt Lake City, Utah, USA HA HA HA very funny. As far as I know The Liahona has not been seen since before the birth of Christ. Whether it was taken back up into heaven or simply remains a lost artifact I don’t know. . (This is also where the church stores valuable genealogical records -- of almost every person on earth) Try again we actually store our genealogical records on a computer that too the best of my knowledge resides in Salt Lake City.

Mormon holy texts reveal -- as far as they were translated correctly -- that our universe is inhabited by many alien space civilizations, each of which is governed by a resurrected Mormon male who has proven himself worthy of being a God for one or more planets. Which Mormon Holy texts say this. And why don’t I know about them?

Polytheism 

Because we believe that trillions gods exist, (WE don’t know how many God’s exist, nor do we care) Mormonism is a polytheistic religion Not true we only worship ONE god and thus we are Monotheistic.. Nevertheless, we only worship one god, our Heavenly Father. But we do also revere Mother Gonhorra. Who is Mother Gonhorra and were did you get this from? I don’t know of any Mormons who revere Mother Gonhorra. Moreover, we do pray in the name of our Jesus-Jehovah twinity What is twinity? . Of course we despise Beelzebub, the devil. Other than these we really have no deities. We make little or no use of the Virgin Mary who lives with Moses near a city named Kli - tin - ur - gash, on Kolob thank you for this information. I Think it should be shared with the Mormon people b/c we didn’t know that. Don’t represent your rubbish as something that is preached by my church. Joseph, scripture reveals, has remarried one-hundred-and- one fold. He is the priest and administrator of The temple on planet Oliblish Another interesting tidbit of bull. If you gave references to even half of your statements you might sound like you had any clue what you are talking about..

The Gods 

Mormon scholars are in disagreement about whether the gods are arranged in a hierarchical order, with Kolob's Jehovah at the top, or whether all gods are equal and can do as they please, in their respective spheres of influence. What Mormon scholars are trying to figure this out?

Some Mormon Thinkers maintain that Yahweh, the god of earthlings is the main god, who governs all other gods in the universe. Strict adherents to Mormon Thought point to the first commandment, which, while admitting that other gods exists, admonishes us that Jehovah is superior to all other gods.

The Doctrine of Free Agency 

Liberal Mormon scholars believe that all gods are equal and can rule however they please. They cite the Mormon Doctrine of Free Agency to support their claim. After all, they argue, if Gods cannot do as they please, they would have no free agency, and thus could not be all powerful. This thesis seems to be the most accepted one at present. It's a difficult conundrum that Mormonism faces, in the absence of clear hieroglyphics on this topic. Not doctrinal so I see no need to include it in your sight. You are simply stating what you think some Mormons believe.

One question presents itself 

Which god's rules should a prudent space traveler obey, if traveling from the dominion of one god to the region of influence of another god? For example, it's just possible that some gods would allow, perhaps require, the drinking of coffee or wine, as a holy sacrament. At the same time this god might prohibit polygamy, the use of secret hand-clasps, and the wearing of special underwear -- all very Mormon activities. What would a good Mormon from Planet Earth (or Kolob) do in this case? This only concerns those Few Mormons who actually work for NASA. And they are only affected if they somehow manage to infringe on the realm of some other God who may or may not exist and in my opinion travelling between one God’s creations and another God’s creations is impossible.

Monogamy 

Monogamy is a much fairer proposition for beings with X-Y chromosomes. Like all mammals, humans have an equal chance of inheriting the X-girl and the Y-boy chromosome. That's why the number of males and females on Earth is roughly equal.

Monogamy gives one spouse to everyone -- few males can hoard a harem of thousands. But it's no so on Kolob. On God's home planet millions of lonely, excess males reach daily to onanistic auto-eroticism. This entire section needs to be deleted b/c it has no facts whatsoever in it and is simply your speculation.

Drinking 

Mormons are not allowed to drink hot drinks and alcohol. Nor are they allowed to eat meat, except during inclement weather ("Word of Wisdom"). Little publicized Mormon Scripture reveals, as far as it has been translated correctly, that our god Yahweh at one time toyed with the idea of letting earthlings drink coffee. Where can I get my hands on this “little publicized scripture”? Yahweh made the coffee plant, after all. It has been cultivated near the Red Sea since about AD 675. And it's a fact that caffeine is one of the most benign drugs known to man. "Recent findings, that alcohol in -- moderation -- is actually good for one, are to be ignored," said LaTreena Peoria, LDS spokesperson, in 1991, in response to new scientific evidence. "If spirits were good for the spirit, God would have revealed this a long time ago.

Space Travel, continued... 

So, what would the prudent space traveler do, for example, when entering the domain of an alien god? Should he or she leave behind the mores of their former existence and adopt the new values? Should one steadfastly cling to the values of the old religion, and hope that the new God would be understanding, and make an exception? Should a space alien, upon entering our solar system, learn and accept Jehovah's commandments, and reject that good old-time religion taught on the home planet? Still your own personal speculation and with absolutely no factual base. The church doesn’t even teach that space travel, outside the realm of NASA and similar programs, is possible.

Crystal Spheres 

It is problems such as this which has lead Mormon scholars to recognize the only solution to this paradox: Space travel is impossible! Especially, when god-dominions are to be crossed.

Mormon intellectuals maintain that there are invisible crystal spheres surrounding stars, What Mormon Intellectuals? which act as a barrier to space travel. It's true, the barriers are invisible, because when we look at stars we can look right through the intervening crystal spheres!

But we know by Faith and Scripture that the barriers are there. Even with the unaided eye, one can see galaxies and nebulae billions of light years distant, objects that are much further away than the planet Kolob! No doubt the Voyager space probe will soon bump up against the boundary for Jehovah's realm. It is then that we may finally know the face of God, and the persona of his #1 wife, Mother Gonhorra.

 Pay lay ale! These things I say in the name of Jesus Christ, amen.

Footnote: 

* Kakistocra, the star, was named after one of Elohim's favorite wives who died in childbirth in 1877, on Kolob What are you talking about. This woman is a figment of your imagination and you are for some reason representing her existence as doctrine of the church. If she did exist and was the wife of God then she couldn’t die in childbirth because she would be an immortal just like God. . This is Stardate 6.66 by Kolobian reckoning. Kolobians set Stardate 1 as the time when Elohim made his first Planet, the earth. Once again you are making stuff up. One thousand earth years equals exactly one year on Kolob, as is revealed by our Mormon scriptures. I could be wrong but I believe that 1000 years is actually one day not 1 year, check the reference on this one and follow what it says.

After Kakistocra's listing by its scientific number and RA/DEC coordinates in the BYU discovery paper, The Mormon astronomers at BYU might have named it according to its number, Moody 95. However, in honor of the 100th anniversary of Mother Kakistocra's passing this star was named in her eternal memory. Don’t just make up blatant lies. During her reign, she had given birth birth to 62,055 healthy, perfect children including over 3500 twins, 1897 triplets, 987 quadruplets through septuplets, In addition the precious vessel, our holy Mother Kakistocra produced higher orders of baby-tuples including three sets of 24-tuple siblings. And where did you get these numbers? On Kolob, the gestation period is only about 90 days. Sure it is. Births on Kolob yield almost all females. This is mandatory so that polygamy can be practiced by all males. Mandatory huh. Does that mean that they aren’t allowed to have mostly men? How can something that is uncontrollable be mandatory?

After her death, Mother Kakistocra's spirit traveled to the spirit world of the LDS High Order Universe (HOU, see knows as Hou-ku-kau-beam) Not true again. Since her reincarnation Mormons don’t even believe in reincarnation, she lives as a peasant girl on the planet Nemesisi in HOU, in order to become a precious goddess vessel yet again by proving her worthiness to Elo-hou. Elohu is Elohim's God) I doubt this.

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