EVO
LVE Darwin
Loves You!
[Sung to the tune of My Favorite Things]
Trilobite, burrows, and Cephalopoda,
Corals and worms and lamellibranchiata,
Echinoderm skeletons made out of rings -
These are a few of my favorite things.
Asteroid impact and classification,
Isotope dating and bioturbation;
In the Triassic the birds got their wings -
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the clam bites, when the shells sink,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember that most are extinct
And then I don't feel so bad.
Darwin, Lamarck and genetic mutation,
Gradual changes and quick punctuation;
DNA bases all bound up in strings -
These are a few of my favorite things.
Protista and Ediacara fauna,
Eukaryota, Pangaea, Gondwana;
Vema, a monoplacophoan, clings -
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the sharks bite, when the polyps sting,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember that most are extinct
These are a few of my favorite things.
By Alexander Volokh This poem appeared under the title Song of the Young Paleontologist, in Science (3 December 1993; vol. 262, p. 1551).
Other SING-ALONGs
Moromons: If You Could Hie To KOLOB
Christians: God Rest Ye Archaeologists
Contributed by Networked Atheism vs Religion Title: My favorite things Date: Sat Apr 09, 1994 17:32:53 Origin: Future Board (California) [619-565-7874] From: Marc Whitaker #18 @1619050 VirtualNET UNBELIEVERS BBS Salt Lake City Utah USA 810/466-4261
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